Thursday, May 21, 2009

LeBron James Is A Pussy

Haven't posted in a while, but I just finished watching multiple episodes of The Office, my economics homework, and watching the Magic piss off the so-called best player ever as Jerry West likes to call it. It's ridiculous! Every year I root for LeBron to beat out certain teams because he's a cool guy with funny commercials.

But everytime I watch him I want someone to punch him for crying/faking ALL THE TIME. Last year he whined about every call against the Wizards. And today, he finally loses one AT HOME in the playoffs. And in the beginning I rooted for him, he whined, but I didn't think too much of it.

Then all of a sudden he falls to the floor like a homo (again) when Petrius pushed against him and he falls and covers his nose (AGAIN!). He didn't even touch your nose. That was it for me, LeBron James is a pussy. A 250lbs all power pussy.



"I'm sorry LeBron? Is your knee cut? I had that same cut when I was 2! Are you going to cry in the middle of the floor for an hour and wait to get a standing ovation? You're such a fag, foreal"

"Or was it a left leg cramp? You have cramps LeBron? Girls have cramps! You're a damn athlete!"

Don't get me wrong the guy can put up highlights. And I may eventually root for him again, but he's officially the biggest pussy in the NBA. And Jerry West, Kobe is better. Kobe is a real basketball player (Lakers suck, Jordan's better). Not a football player who drives the lane and cries about getting hit on the elbow. Yeah James... I'm a Witness... to your pussy-ness.

3 comments:

CrazyLikeCatfish said...

LOL, I don't agree with all of it, but he did put on quite a drama show at the end there.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps you don't watch enough NBA, because if you did you'd see far greater displays of pussiness from players across the league. How about Dante Jones' flop last night trying to draw a foul on Kobe? Or any play made by Paul Pierce? Although LeBron may have put on a tirade, in comparison to many other players, it wasn't too much.

Unknown said...

I don't watch enough NBA? Hmmm. If you think you watch a lot of NBA, then it would be obvious to you that LeBron is a big bitch. Literally cries about every call he doesn't get. And you're talking about little things players did during one game. A lot of players flop or fake. But i'm talking about LEBRON JAMES EVERY GAME! I hate Dahntay Jones, I respect Kobe Bryant, I like Paul Pierce, and i'm a Kings fan. So from a non-homer, my perspective was fair. And yeah... It was too much. Ask anyone.