Low Budget Shit.

LeBron James Is A Pussy

Haven't posted in a while, but I just finished watching multiple episodes of The Office, my economics homework, and watching the Magic piss off the so-called best player ever as Jerry West likes to call it. It's ridiculous! Every year I root for LeBron to beat out certain teams because he's a cool guy with funny commercials.

But everytime I watch him I want someone to punch him for crying/faking ALL THE TIME. Last year he whined about every call against the Wizards. And today, he finally loses one AT HOME in the playoffs. And in the beginning I rooted for him, he whined, but I didn't think too much of it.

Then all of a sudden he falls to the floor like a homo (again) when Petrius pushed against him and he falls and covers his nose (AGAIN!). He didn't even touch your nose. That was it for me, LeBron James is a pussy. A 250lbs all power pussy.



"I'm sorry LeBron? Is your knee cut? I had that same cut when I was 2! Are you going to cry in the middle of the floor for an hour and wait to get a standing ovation? You're such a fag, foreal"

"Or was it a left leg cramp? You have cramps LeBron? Girls have cramps! You're a damn athlete!"

Don't get me wrong the guy can put up highlights. And I may eventually root for him again, but he's officially the biggest pussy in the NBA. And Jerry West, Kobe is better. Kobe is a real basketball player (Lakers suck, Jordan's better). Not a football player who drives the lane and cries about getting hit on the elbow. Yeah James... I'm a Witness... to your pussy-ness.

Second Lebron & Kobe Ad

Hitman Vs. Pacman (sf style)

Credits to ajpapa.net for posting via twitter.

World of World of Warcraft.

I'll be getting my copy in the next month, who else will pick this up with me? MaRey?



World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.

"Game characters can be directed to drink soda and eat hot pockets" haha

Where amazing happens

New Lebron & Kobe Commercial.

How To Jerk..

For LEMArey.




One week later. Progress?

East Meets West.

It's Back.. TEASER

Taken from Shoryuken.com:
One of the most celebrated fighting games in history is coming back for another round! Check out the first teaser trailer, art and details for “Marvel vs. Capcom 2″!

Nine years after taking the arcade gaming scene by storm and over six years after making its original home console debut, “Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes” returns! Slated to hit Xbox 360’s Xbox Live Arcade and PS3’s PSN, expect the same fast, furious and fantastic gameplay you loved with even more awesome online head-to-head action!

The game comes complete with widescreen mode, HD upscaling, no characters to unlock, Custom sountrack options and ONLINE PLAY, so get your warpneto’s ready for hot action. Thanks Marvel.com for the video!

The game will be $15 or 1200 XBOX points coming this summer!

Pretty Amazing.

For Malcdelicious.

Flutter: Make The Switch.

Make the switch to Flutter guys, Twitter is old news. After we switch to Flutter, we can then switch to Shutter without the vowels shttr. haha.

Southwest. Where Gangstas Roam.

Look what I found.

Look what I found when me and rey were in the Palomar Computer Lab. It was a pretty neat find, I would say. We found one of our fellow brother's myspace in the mozilla firefox history.

This one is for you "crazylikegeeks" (omgsh.. thee Calvin Cuenca):

Why buy, when you can make.

Check out this customized arcade stick I found on kotaku.com.

Story taken from Kotaku.com:
"A $300 tournament edition fightstick on the gray market? Screw that. Reader Rotundo made one for himself and another for his friends out of $40 in spare parts and two shoeboxes. Oh, and one's wireless.

He picked up a couple of Happ joysticks and 14 buttons for $35, then set about taking apart some Xbox controllers to wire the sucker up. Most people make their homebrew sticks out of wood, but Rotundo had neither "spare wood" nor "any decent tools to cut said wood." Looking around, he settled on two Nike shoeboxes, which he says can take a beating."

This Is What I Did When I Got Home

Was chillin' at Levi's w/ Rey and Maself. And I stumbled upon some dope sh*t. And I perfected my craft. This video is of me. This one is for Francis (aka Esta). I challenge you! Jk. You win. But don't worry readers, everyone gains a talent eventually. Some are just late bloomers. Fortunately for me, I found yet another talent... on the iDaft.



HAHAHA. I had to shut off the monitor so my sh*t stays copyrighted.
P.S. My video will be up very soon. Be ready.

Sooo Amaziiiing. But Where Will It Happen?

You can vote between my two favorites:

KOBE


VS

LEBRON

Technology will only get better.

When we were growing up, we always told ourselves that graphics can't get better than this. All starting from N64 to Dreamcast to PS2 to Xbox. And now there is Xbox360, which is still now as spot on as PS3. Well let MGS show you how technology has changed.

Where The Wild Things Are Trailer

I never grew up reading the book or anything (1988), but I'm hearing all the hype. So I watched the trailer. And I loved it. I can't wait to see it. This movie will probably change my life.

Pharrell VS McDonalds

Haha My Sister Asked What Twitter Was?

And this is what my brother showed her:

SAY WHAT!!?? Air Jordan Space Jam XI Again

Taken from TheShoeGame.com: Space Jam Air Jordan 11
Are the Space Jam Air Jordan 11’s coming out this year? That’s the #1 question from Air Jordan freaks this year. We were told that the Space Jams will return this year, so add that to your end of the year budget. The Space Jam 11’s are currently set to release in December. Stay tuned for more updates.

It’s going to be a great Christmas for Jordan heads!

ahhhhhhh. i hate to love.

Tweaking

Just got done tweaking the blog a little. Still got other shiit to do, but I'm tired assfuck. Knocking out. Late.

NCAA Basketball-Gymnastics

Good Luck

Just wanted to wish everyone a good luck on there midterms or finals.. And for everyone to just hang in there because spring break is coming up.

*WHO IS DOWN FOR A BEACH TRIP? If so please let me know via text so I can plan it, we can also bonfire and BBQ so it will be a potluck kind of thing. If you don't bring anything you won't be fed!

I Just Beat Killzone 2

and oh god was it sick! 2nd best game ever! online i'll see you soon.

Oldie but goodie.

If you have never seen the "Daigo Full Parry," you need to check it out on youtube, but this is two people that act it out for you, if you havent seen it.

If you have Street Fighter IV, and want to play, leave a comment with your PSN and we will most likely play you. No Button Mashers please.. (cough)Malcolm(cough)



Credits to Crazylikegeeks (for telling me about the vid.)

Malcolm's Latest Pickup

I only buy from Best Buy. Because it's the best buy. And I only fucks with the best.

Girl of the Week/Month?

Correct me if I'm wrong "MAREY," but will we be having "Girl of the Week/Month" weekly or monthly?

Well the winner is..

Cheryl Cole.

Kanye West [VH1 Storytellers]

My cousin told me about this. Kanye was criticized for how bad of a singer he is. But in an interview I remember him talking about how he practices his singing on stage. And that eventually he'll get better. Well this one is pretty sick!



Another! DOPE as HELL! Kanye does everything with such an EPIC mindset.

Huge Dead Snake.

Check it out sucks he died.

Huge Dead Snake. from Levi Mateo on Vimeo.

Chris Brown - "Winner"

The picture says it all.

Funniest Kid Ever.

Emma Watson.

I remember when one of our fellow blogger loved this chick. Well here is a .gif for you you.

51st Grammy Awards.

• Pretty cool performance (Swagger Like Us)
  
• What is m.i.a. wearing, she is pregnant.
• What the heck is Chris Brown doing.
• Why is Cold Play winning everything?
• "I bet he is bowing down to his t.v. right now." haha
• I thought Katy Perry was actually going to kiss a girl, but guess not.

This Is Just Not Fair

SO UNFAIR... CMON! THIS IS JUST SICK.






Designed for Mission Motors, the bike was unveiled at the TED 2009 conference at Long Beach, California, today.

AND DO YOU SEE THAT "M" ON THE SIDE!!!??? THIS WAS CREATED FOR ME. SO GAY...

WDIET.. (Denny's Special)

Who went out to get some free grand slams? I obviously did, after a long wait of 30 mins. Victoria and I got a Grand Slam with extra hash browns, And it came to a grand total of $1.18. You guys still have an 1h 26mins.

Palomar At Night

Night classes are wicked. It just seems more relaxing and laid back. It's that new-new.

Merriman's Better

Honestly. You're the Defensive Player of the Year? Everyone in the world is watching? What a horrible human being. Someone should deck him in the nuts next season.

HAHAHAHAHA. swagger.

HE IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE PERSONALITY.



If you didn't enjoy that. Here's a picture of Rey touching a dinosaur:

HAHA

Fashion Pick Of The Day Kanye x Louis Vuitton

This sneaker is beast! I can't afford it. But i'll respect you if I see you wearin' em.


check out the vid (via hypebeast):


-Malcolm

Please Take A Second

to admire my coke line:


p.s. fuck life. i'm not appreciating right now.

School..

School starts tomorrow for Lemarey, who is excited. I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty excited myself. Well I'll probably see some of you guys. Good Luck to everyone this semester or quarter, I know I'll try my best.

Here is a Video to watch before school (what's up step ladder):
Nike Hyperdunk Commercial.

Test Your Reflex

21.953 and that was my first try! I refuse to play again.

Link:
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

The Flop of All Flops.

Robert Horry will probably go down as the greatest flopper of all time.. (GFOAT)

Ankle Insurance Co.

Need some Check it out: www.notmybrokenankles.com

Jordan 2009.. Rocket Powered?

Hyperdunks got nothing on this.

Fuck A.J. Smith

Link: Chargers handling Tomlinson like journeyman, not Hall of Famer

Fuck A.J. Smith, fuck Dean Spanos, and fuck the rest of the personnel!
Just one of the many examples of the unintelligence within the minds of the Chargers organization. If you don't know whatsup, get off the mafucking bandwagon and get on the real shii. I'll add up my two cents, if I ever have the chance, when my mind is straight and well rested.

One Of The Best Movies...

...I've seen. Not in a long time since I've seen so many good movies recently, but this one just kept me in it. WATCH IT.

There's Something Going On And I Have No Idea What

...But I should

Signs read (on Winchester Rd):
"Children Are Innocent", "Stop Bombing Our Children", "Children Are Not Terrorists", "1.5 Million Starving"

WDIE-YESTERDAY/TODAY

2 Chik-Fil-La Chicken Sandwhiches for lunch (w/ Chik-Fil-La Sauce):


EDIT**
Ate this w/ rice today:


Simply delish.

Apple Introduces New Product

Alice In Wonderland REEEEEEEEMIIIIIXXXX!

Song: Smokin' On Tha Dro - Three Six Mafia

My Latest Pickup

I'm broke. So I can't pick up the good shit. So I picked up the other good shit:

I lost though. But I'll give it another shot. I'm bound to win. I'm Malcolm.

Another Reason Why Jordan Was Better

Now here's me and the mom watching (HAHA):

Happy 3rd Birthday Little Man

I decided I'm going to blog a lot in 2009, so deal with it. Happy Birthday to this little guy. Just so you know Akilles is the most human dog I've ever known. It's amazing how humanesque he can be. He even plays football when Charger games are one, and it's wierd because that's the only time he usually grabs the chewtoy football. How does he know? Dogs just know these things I'm guessing. Anyways this little lion is 3 in human years and I don't know how old he is in dog years. Happy birthday man, here's a blog dedicated to you:









I think he gets a whole steak today.

Malcolm's Top 8 - Movies of 2008 (Read It!)

So before 2008 starts to become a distant memory, I thought I'd share some insight on my favorite movies. With 2008 all wrapped up I've chosen 8 movies that I honestly loved in 2008. Why 8? Because I'm legit. No... It's that and because I haven't completely finished my list of movie watching for 2008. You know movies like JCVD, Doubt, Let The Right One In, Rachel Getting Married, Vicki Cristina Barcelona, Man On A Wire, Yes Man!, and all that good shit. You know... movies you've read or heard about from people but haven't gotten around to watching. But in my mind nothing I see can beat my top 8. I'm bored and I felt like blogging since it's 2009 nigga! And if you're bored you should read my lovely opinions.

Okay here goes it:

1. The Dark Knight
Yeah, this one is obvious. The movie came through as people hoped it would. And of course Heath Ledger (RIP) pulled out one of the greatest acting performances since Bobloblaw. Haha. You don't get it.

2. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Oh motha effin yes. I was a bit skeptical after I saw it. But I thought a lot about the movie overall. And I can tell you it was a 3 hour long journey into an amazing life. And if that life ever came out on dvd/blu-ray I'd definetly watch it again. But backwards...!!!??!! The movie was simply amazing.

3. Slumdog Millionaire
I just watched this piece of crap. And it's that f*ckin good that it actually has pieces of crap in it. It's a great story and a long one, but it keeps you watching and overall it was an easy top 100 in my movie watching lifetime.

4. Marley & Me
Okay... Fuck you! I loved it. I never enjoyed watching people hang out with a dog ever this much in my life. And I have to see my brother and his dog everyday constantly loving each other. The ending is obvious. This movie is kind of like Benjamin Button, but for a dog.

5. Kung Fu Panda
Thank you Rey. And thanks to everyone who's seen it. This movie is my shit. And if you haven't watched it, you're not my shit. Kadooooooooooosh.

6. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
This movie is as funny as the first time you saw Anchorman and 40 Year Old Virgin. This is probably going to be one of the best comedies for years to come. Until Judd Apatow can get his act together and start thinking of more movies like this one and not Pineapple Express.

7. Role Models
I honestly don't know why, but this movie is just funny as hell and I couldn't stop laughing. I liked it.

8. Iron Man
Yeah yeah. It was really good. But I don't think it was better than those up there^^. I think you comic humpers are easily aroused by these end credit scenes. Haha jk. The movie was really good.

There could be two more. But I'm not done with movies in 2008 so relax. Who knows maybe I'll find one that'll F up my top 8 and jump to like 4 or something. K well, if you haven't already seen these movies, I suggest you do. They're that amazing.

"SOOOOOOOOO AMAAAAAZING!" -Kanye Omari

Girl Of The Week.. (week ?)

Here is a way to start off the new year, and that's by bringing back the girl of the week post.
Happy New Year everyone.

And the winner is.. Lacey Chabert

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

HERE'S TO THE NEW YEAR! TO A REFRESHED BLOG! TO 2009! TO FAMILY, FRIENDS, GIRLS, GIRLFRIENDS, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

HERE'S TO NEW KANYE TRACKS! TO LEMAREY! TO MAKING MORE MONEY! TO A NEW YOU! A NEW ME! A NEW ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT BEFORE, 2009 IS THE YEAR TO DO IT! GO JUMP OUT OF PLANES WITH SNAKES ON BOARD! GO FLY A FUCKING KITE! GO RIDE SOME DOLPHINS! BE THE "YESMAN!" OF 2009! GO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH CELEBRITIES! GO CHARGERS!

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!

WITH LOVE,
MALCOLM