Monday, January 26, 2009

HAHAHAHAHA. swagger.

HE IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE PERSONALITY.



If you didn't enjoy that. Here's a picture of Rey touching a dinosaur:
Reynasaur
HAHA

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fashion Pick Of The Day Kanye x Louis Vuitton

This sneaker is beast! I can't afford it. But i'll respect you if I see you wearin' em.


check out the vid (via hypebeast):


-Malcolm

Please Take A Second

to admire my coke line:


p.s. fuck life. i'm not appreciating right now.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

School..

School starts tomorrow for Lemarey, who is excited. I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty excited myself. Well I'll probably see some of you guys. Good Luck to everyone this semester or quarter, I know I'll try my best.

Here is a Video to watch before school (what's up step ladder):
Nike Hyperdunk Commercial.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Test Your Reflex


21.953 and that was my first try! I refuse to play again.

Link:
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

The Flop of All Flops.



Robert Horry will probably go down as the greatest flopper of all time.. (GFOAT)

Ankle Insurance Co.



Need some Check it out: www.notmybrokenankles.com

Jordan 2009.. Rocket Powered?



Hyperdunks got nothing on this.

Fuck A.J. Smith


Link: Chargers handling Tomlinson like journeyman, not Hall of Famer

Fuck A.J. Smith, fuck Dean Spanos, and fuck the rest of the personnel!
Just one of the many examples of the unintelligence within the minds of the Chargers organization. If you don't know whatsup, get off the mafucking bandwagon and get on the real shii. I'll add up my two cents, if I ever have the chance, when my mind is straight and well rested.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

One Of The Best Movies...




...I've seen. Not in a long time since I've seen so many good movies recently, but this one just kept me in it. WATCH IT.

Friday, January 9, 2009

There's Something Going On And I Have No Idea What

...But I should

Signs read (on Winchester Rd):
"Children Are Innocent", "Stop Bombing Our Children", "Children Are Not Terrorists", "1.5 Million Starving"

Isreal
Isreal
Isreal
Isreal

WDIE-YESTERDAY/TODAY

2 Chik-Fil-La Chicken Sandwhiches for lunch (w/ Chik-Fil-La Sauce):


EDIT**
Ate this w/ rice today:


Simply delish.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Apple Introduces New Product


Alice In Wonderland REEEEEEEEMIIIIIXXXX!



Song: Smokin' On Tha Dro - Three Six Mafia

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

My Latest Pickup

I'm broke. So I can't pick up the good shit. So I picked up the other good shit:
Please Do Not Duplicate
I lost though. But I'll give it another shot. I'm bound to win. I'm Malcolm.

Another Reason Why Jordan Was Better



Now here's me and the mom watching (HAHA):

Happy 3rd Birthday Little Man

I decided I'm going to blog a lot in 2009, so deal with it. Happy Birthday to this little guy. Just so you know Akilles is the most human dog I've ever known. It's amazing how humanesque he can be. He even plays football when Charger games are one, and it's wierd because that's the only time he usually grabs the chewtoy football. How does he know? Dogs just know these things I'm guessing. Anyways this little lion is 3 in human years and I don't know how old he is in dog years. Happy birthday man, here's a blog dedicated to you:

Akilles
Akilles
Akilles
Akilles
Akilles
Akilles
Akilles


I think he gets a whole steak today.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Malcolm's Top 8 - Movies of 2008 (Read It!)

So before 2008 starts to become a distant memory, I thought I'd share some insight on my favorite movies. With 2008 all wrapped up I've chosen 8 movies that I honestly loved in 2008. Why 8? Because I'm legit. No... It's that and because I haven't completely finished my list of movie watching for 2008. You know movies like JCVD, Doubt, Let The Right One In, Rachel Getting Married, Vicki Cristina Barcelona, Man On A Wire, Yes Man!, and all that good shit. You know... movies you've read or heard about from people but haven't gotten around to watching. But in my mind nothing I see can beat my top 8. I'm bored and I felt like blogging since it's 2009 nigga! And if you're bored you should read my lovely opinions.

Okay here goes it:

1. The Dark Knight
Yeah, this one is obvious. The movie came through as people hoped it would. And of course Heath Ledger (RIP) pulled out one of the greatest acting performances since Bobloblaw. Haha. You don't get it.

2. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Oh motha effin yes. I was a bit skeptical after I saw it. But I thought a lot about the movie overall. And I can tell you it was a 3 hour long journey into an amazing life. And if that life ever came out on dvd/blu-ray I'd definetly watch it again. But backwards...!!!??!! The movie was simply amazing.

3. Slumdog Millionaire
I just watched this piece of crap. And it's that f*ckin good that it actually has pieces of crap in it. It's a great story and a long one, but it keeps you watching and overall it was an easy top 100 in my movie watching lifetime.

4. Marley & Me
Okay... Fuck you! I loved it. I never enjoyed watching people hang out with a dog ever this much in my life. And I have to see my brother and his dog everyday constantly loving each other. The ending is obvious. This movie is kind of like Benjamin Button, but for a dog.

5. Kung Fu Panda
Thank you Rey. And thanks to everyone who's seen it. This movie is my shit. And if you haven't watched it, you're not my shit. Kadooooooooooosh.

6. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
This movie is as funny as the first time you saw Anchorman and 40 Year Old Virgin. This is probably going to be one of the best comedies for years to come. Until Judd Apatow can get his act together and start thinking of more movies like this one and not Pineapple Express.

7. Role Models
I honestly don't know why, but this movie is just funny as hell and I couldn't stop laughing. I liked it.

8. Iron Man
Yeah yeah. It was really good. But I don't think it was better than those up there^^. I think you comic humpers are easily aroused by these end credit scenes. Haha jk. The movie was really good.

There could be two more. But I'm not done with movies in 2008 so relax. Who knows maybe I'll find one that'll F up my top 8 and jump to like 4 or something. K well, if you haven't already seen these movies, I suggest you do. They're that amazing.

"SOOOOOOOOO AMAAAAAZING!" -Kanye Omari

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Girl Of The Week.. (week ?)

Here is a way to start off the new year, and that's by bringing back the girl of the week post.
Happy New Year everyone.

And the winner is.. Lacey Chabert
Leviticus
Leviticus
Leviticus

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

HERE'S TO THE NEW YEAR! TO A REFRESHED BLOG! TO 2009! TO FAMILY, FRIENDS, GIRLS, GIRLFRIENDS, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
HAPPY 2009!!!
HERE'S TO NEW KANYE TRACKS! TO LEMAREY! TO MAKING MORE MONEY! TO A NEW YOU! A NEW ME! A NEW ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT BEFORE, 2009 IS THE YEAR TO DO IT! GO JUMP OUT OF PLANES WITH SNAKES ON BOARD! GO FLY A FUCKING KITE! GO RIDE SOME DOLPHINS! BE THE "YESMAN!" OF 2009! GO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH CELEBRITIES! GO CHARGERS!

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!

WITH LOVE,
MALCOLM