Thursday, May 21, 2009
LeBron James Is A Pussy
Haven't posted in a while, but I just finished watching multiple episodes of The Office, my economics homework, and watching the Magic piss off the so-called best player ever as Jerry West likes to call it. It's ridiculous! Every year I root for LeBron to beat out certain teams because he's a cool guy with funny commercials.
But everytime I watch him I want someone to punch him for crying/faking ALL THE TIME. Last year he whined about every call against the Wizards. And today, he finally loses one AT HOME in the playoffs. And in the beginning I rooted for him, he whined, but I didn't think too much of it.
Then all of a sudden he falls to the floor like a homo (again) when Petrius pushed against him and he falls and covers his nose (AGAIN!). He didn't even touch your nose. That was it for me, LeBron James is a pussy. A 250lbs all power pussy.
"I'm sorry LeBron? Is your knee cut? I had that same cut when I was 2! Are you going to cry in the middle of the floor for an hour and wait to get a standing ovation? You're such a fag, foreal"
"Or was it a left leg cramp? You have cramps LeBron? Girls have cramps! You're a damn athlete!"
Don't get me wrong the guy can put up highlights. And I may eventually root for him again, but he's officially the biggest pussy in the NBA. And Jerry West, Kobe is better. Kobe is a real basketball player (Lakers suck, Jordan's better). Not a football player who drives the lane and cries about getting hit on the elbow. Yeah James... I'm a Witness... to your pussy-ness.
But everytime I watch him I want someone to punch him for crying/faking ALL THE TIME. Last year he whined about every call against the Wizards. And today, he finally loses one AT HOME in the playoffs. And in the beginning I rooted for him, he whined, but I didn't think too much of it.
Then all of a sudden he falls to the floor like a homo (again) when Petrius pushed against him and he falls and covers his nose (AGAIN!). He didn't even touch your nose. That was it for me, LeBron James is a pussy. A 250lbs all power pussy.
"I'm sorry LeBron? Is your knee cut? I had that same cut when I was 2! Are you going to cry in the middle of the floor for an hour and wait to get a standing ovation? You're such a fag, foreal"
"Or was it a left leg cramp? You have cramps LeBron? Girls have cramps! You're a damn athlete!"
Don't get me wrong the guy can put up highlights. And I may eventually root for him again, but he's officially the biggest pussy in the NBA. And Jerry West, Kobe is better. Kobe is a real basketball player (Lakers suck, Jordan's better). Not a football player who drives the lane and cries about getting hit on the elbow. Yeah James... I'm a Witness... to your pussy-ness.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
World of World of Warcraft.
I'll be getting my copy in the next month, who else will pick this up with me? MaRey?
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
"Game characters can be directed to drink soda and eat hot pockets" haha
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
"Game characters can be directed to drink soda and eat hot pockets" haha
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